Cat Jokes

From Tony, 8 years old, Cincinnati,Ohio

What is a cat’s favorite candy?

A Kit CAT!

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From Mnostimo, 6 years old, At Secret

What cat has no feet?

A catfish!

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From Griffin, 8 years old, California

What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.

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From Austin K., 10 years old, Crab Orchard NE

What type of car does a cat drive?

A Cat-illac!

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From Jerryroreo, 3 years old, Saugus, MA

What do you get when a cat walks on the beach?

You get Sandy Paws.

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From Morgan , 9 years old, Green Bay Wi

Why can’t a cheetah hide?

Because it always gets spotted!

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