Cat Jokes

From Samuel, 10 years old, U.S.A

What do you call a cat in the North Pole?

Santa claws!

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From Hank, 12 years old, Portland

What do cats call their fellow employees?

Cali-co-workers!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do you call a man attacked by a cat?

Claude! (Clawed)

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From Kk, 8 years old, Paris

What do you call a cat that’s afraid of the dark?

A scaredy cat!

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From funnydancer909, 13 years old, Olive Branch, Mississippi

What is a cat’s favorite color?

Purr-ple!

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From Rayana, 10 years old, USA

What do cats say when they see their owner with a different cat?

I saw you last night, and I had that kind of feline.

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