Cat Jokes

From Angel, age 15, Pennsylvania

What did the female cat say to the male cat?

You’re the purrfect cat for me!

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From 333, 3 years old, H Land

What do tigers say after a nap?

I feel grrrrrreat!

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From Ethan, age 8, Montana

What does a cat say when it rides a horse?

Kitty-up

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From Jen, age 9, Sunnydale, CA

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog! It croaks every night!

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From Becca, age 7, California, USA

What is a cat’s favorite thing about fashion?

The catwalk!

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From Kaylee P., age 9, Santa Clarita, California

What kind of cars do cats drive?

Cat-illacs!!!

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