Cat Jokes

From Auden, 8 years old, Flordia

What did the cat’s owner say when his cat made a huge mess?

“This is cat-astrophic!”

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From Karan, age 9, INDIA

There were 9 cats on a boat. One jumped off. How many were left there?

None, because they were all copy cats!

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From Hank, 12 years old, Portland

What do cats call their fellow employees?

Cali-co-workers!

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From Olivia, 9 years old, Ontario, Canada

What do you get when you invite a cat to a fashion show?

A cat walk!

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From Darrell, age 8, Montgomery, Alabama

What name did the pirate give his cat?

Garrrrrrrrrrrrfield!

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From Jamie, age 11, Scotland

What do you call cats when they are bad?

That’s Cattitude!

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