Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
Bug Jokes
What do two termites say when they see a house on fire?
Barbecue tonight??
What is a ticks’ favorite game?
Tic tac toe!
What do you do if you have bugs in your bed?
Kill one and the rest will go to the funeral!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit and an insect?
Bugs Bunny!
A man told his pet millipede to get the mail.
Two days later the man went to go see where his pet was.
He was still at the door putting his shoes on!
