Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again!
Bug Jokes
What did the termite say when he saw that his friends had completely eaten a chair?
“Wooden you know it!”
What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?
A buzzness suit!
Why was the knight afraid of the bug?
Because it was a dragonfly!
Why did the spider cross the information super highway?
To get to her website.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her.
