What did the termite say when he saw that his friends had completely eaten a chair?
“Wooden you know it!”
Bug Jokes
What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?
A buzzness suit!
Why was the knight afraid of the bug?
Because it was a dragonfly!
Why did the spider cross the information super highway?
To get to her website.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
You tried to hide her but I spied her.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
