Bug Jokes

From Susan, a reader, USA

What grade would insects get in school?

Probably all Bees!

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From Geoffrey, age 11, Australia

What did the bug say after he hit the windshield?

If I had the guts I’d do it again!

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From Jackie, age 9, Toronto, Ontario

What kind of bug is optimistic?

The Firefly, because it’s always so bright!

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From Amran, age 12, Malaysia

What did the husband bee say to the wife when he got back?

“Honey,I’m home!”

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From Chiron, age 12, Pflugerville, Texas

What does a bee drink?

None of your beeswax!

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From Tyler, age 10, United States

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!

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