A termite walks into a bar. What does he ask?
Is the bar tender here?
Bug Jokes
How do you brush a bee’s hair?
With a honey comb!
I was talking to my friend and her nose was red and I asked her why. She said she sniffed a brose. I said “There’s no B in rose!”
She said, “There was in the one I just sniffed!”
Three ants were walking in a line.
First ant: There are two ants walking behind me.
Second ant: There is one ant walking behind me.
Third ant said: There are two ants coming behind me.
Can you guess why the third ant said that?
Because it lied!
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
How does a spider e-mail his girlfriend?
He uses the web!
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