Bug Jokes

From Ryan B., age 9, USA

What has 45 legs 32 eyes and 65 teeth?
I don’t know.

I don’t know either, but it’s crawling up your back!

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From Jackie, age 9, Toronto

Where did the little bug stay when his parents were on vacation?

He stayed with his ant!

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From Hanah, age 12, Melaka,Malaysia

Why did the other insects drop the caterpillar from the football team?

Because he took a long time to put on his shoes !

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From Madye, age 10, OK

What are guards doing when they protect plants?

Garden!

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From Saniya, age 10, Bangkok, Thailand

Why is a ladybug always seen?

Because a ladybug is spotted!

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From Ivy, age 7, U.S.A.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

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