Bug Jokes

From Kayla, age 8, El Paso ,Texas

What did the Sushi say to the Bee

Wa-sa-Bee?

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From Susie, age 13, Paris, France

What do you call a yellow, blue, red and green thing that has 4 legs?

I don’t know but I can see one on your shoulder !

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From Brennan, age 8, Toronto, Canada

What is the difference between a newspaper and a TV?

Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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From Hinata, age 3, Tokyo, Japan

What lies on its back a million feet in the air?

A millipede

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From Jackie, age 10, Orlando Florida

What did the bee say to its wife?

You’re BEE-you-ti-full!

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From James, age 12, Canada

What did the flea say to the other flea?

Do you want to walk or take the dog?

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