Bug Jokes

From Abby, 9 years old, Utah, USA

Why do bees hum?

Because they don’t know the words!

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From Arantza Zacarias, 11 years old, Texas

What type of gun does a bee use?

A Bee-Bee Gun!

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From Robyn , 13 years old, Manitoba

What did the mother bee say to the baby bee?

Beehave!

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From Rod, a parent, Milwaukie OR

Why was the spider in the water?

He was surfing the web!

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From Hamish R C, 9 years old, Hertfordshire, England

What do you get if you cross a Scotsman with a flea?

Hopscotch!

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From Bennett, 9 years old, China

What does a bee wear to the beach?

Bee-kini!

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