Bug Jokes

From Emmy, 10 years old, Mathis,TX

What did the teacher say to the little bees?

beehive yourself!

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From Mashmoom, 12 years old, India

Which is the biggest ant?

Elephant!

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From Jaden, 10 years old, Oldham, England

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon!

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From Jaden, 10 years old, Oldham, England

What did the confused bee say?

to bee or not to bee!

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From Jaden, 10 years old, Oldham, England

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum!

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From Brookbrook, 10 years old, South Carolina SC

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

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