Bug Jokes

From POO, 3 years old

What do you call an insect that pollutes?

A litterbug!

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From Messing A. Round, 9 years old, Michigan, USA

What is an ant’s favorite place in the world?

Antarctica!

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From Jack L. Thompson, 3 years old, Dale, Texas

Why was the spider on the computer?

Because he was making a web-site!

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From Conor Waugh, 10 years old, London, England

Mother ant : So how was work, dear?
Dad ant: Pretty good. Except I do find my boss quite annoying.
Mother ant: Why?

Dad ant: Because he’s a bug.

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From Aryanna, 9 years old, Evansville, IN

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A Snailer!

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From Tre, 9 years old, Indiana

Whom do the cops call when they see a swarm of bugs?

The S.W.A.T. team!

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