Bug Jokes

From Conor Waugh, 10 years old, London, England

Mother ant : So how was work, dear?
Dad ant: Pretty good. Except I do find my boss quite annoying.
Mother ant: Why?

Dad ant: Because he’s a bug.

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From Aryanna, 9 years old, Evansville, IN

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A Snailer!

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From Tre, 9 years old, Indiana

Whom do the cops call when they see a swarm of bugs?

The S.W.A.T. team!

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From Jsrirox, 12 years old, LA

Why do bees hum?

They don’t know the lyrics!!!!!!

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From Ben Moscoso, 10 years old, california

What do ants take when they’re sick?

ANT-ibiotics!

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From Ali, 12 years old, USA

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

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