Two fleas were running on top of a cereal box.
‘Why are we running so fast?’ said one.
‘Because it says tear along the dotted line!’ said the other.
Bug Jokes
What do you call an ant that won’t go away?
Perman-ant (Permanant)!
What do you say when a bumble bee is being bad?
Bee-have!
Where do ants go during holidays?
Frants! (France)
If you want a fly to go away, what do you say?
Buzz off!
Two flies are on a porch, which one is an actor?
The one on the screen!
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