Bug Jokes

From Robby Cihak, 17 years old, Michigan

Two silkworms had a race. What happened?

They ended up in a tie!

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From Diana, 12 years old, Texas

What do you call two spiders who have just gotten married?

Newlywebs!

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From Brandy Rachele M., age 8, Atlanta, GA

What do you get when you cross a bug and a garbage truck?

A stink bug!!

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From Vineetha, Age 11, United Arab Emirates

Somthing is bugging Harry.What is it?

A Bug!

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From Nina, 9 years old, Australia

Two fleas were running on top of a cereal box.
‘Why are we running so fast?’ said one.

‘Because it says tear along the dotted line!’ said the other.

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From Enzo, 9 years old, Guernsey

What do you call an ant that won’t go away?

Perman-ant (Permanant)!

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