Bug Jokes

From haris, a parent, san diego

What did the worker bee say to the queen bee when he returned to the hive?

Could you buzz me in?

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From Stefano, age 9, Ottawa, Canada

What kind of ant walks on two legs?

Your aunt!

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From noah, 8 years old, Florida

What do you call a fly that can’t fly?

A walk!

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From Robby Cihak, 17 years old, Michigan

Two silkworms had a race. What happened?

They ended up in a tie!

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From Diana, 12 years old, Texas

What do you call two spiders who have just gotten married?

Newlywebs!

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From Brandy Rachele M., age 8, Atlanta, GA

What do you get when you cross a bug and a garbage truck?

A stink bug!!

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