How do you know if a blonde is a good cook?
She can take the pop-tart out the toaster in one piece!
Blonde Jokes
The blond goes to the beach with 2 guys. 1 guy says “I’ll bring a cookie so if I’m hungry I can eat it. The other guy says I will bring water so if I get thirsty I can drink it. The blond says ……….
I’ll bring a car door so if I get hot I can roll down the window!
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and a smart blonde?
There have actually been Bigfoot sightings.
The blonde walked into A pizza shop and said, “Can I have a margarita pizza?” The lady said, “Would you like it cut in 6 or 12 pieces?” What did the blonde say?
6! I couldn’t possibly eat 12…
A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a blonde. The 10 PM news was on. On the news there was a man who was going to jump off a roof. The man said to the blonde,” I bet you 50$ the guy will jump off the roof.” and the blonde said, ” I bet he won’t jump off.” The guy on the news jumped off and killed himself and the man told the blonde, “You owe me 50$”
The blonde said “Well really I knew that he would jump off because this was also on the 5PM news. I just didn’t think he would jump off again!”
There was a king and he always told really funny jokes. One day, he said he was making a contest. He would tell everybody 70 jokes. The person that lasts the longest wiithout laughing wins 20,000 $. A brunette took her turn and got out after the first joke. A red-head got out after 5 jokes. Then it was the blondes turn. The king was telling her the jokes. she wasnt laughing at all she was on the 69th joke and she bursts out laughing. Everybody asks her why she laughed if it was her last joke the blonde replied,
“I just got the first joke!”
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