Blonde Jokes

A blonde was running from the cops, and she stops
and asks for …

There were a brunette, a blonde, and a red head. They were going to heaven. There was a stairway of 100 stairs. Upon each step was a joke. If the women laughed, the devil would pull them down.

The brunette got to 59, the red head to 75, and the blonde made it to 100.

There is a blonde convention to see how smart they are.

The professor who thought of the convention asks a blonde to come up. A blonde man volunteers. The professor asks “What’s 2+2?”. The blonde thinks and says “3”. The professor says “Nope”, the blondes chant “Give him another chance”.

So the professor says again “Nope”. The blondes chant “Give him another chance”. The professor says “What’s 2+2?”. The blonde thinks and says “4”.

The blondes chant …………….

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become astronauts. The Head of Operations says, “If you could go anywhere in our Solar System, where would you go?” The brunette chooses Mars, the redhead chooses Neptune, and the blonde chooses the Sun.
“You can’t go to the Sun,” says the Head. “You’d burn up!”

Three girls are running from police. One is a brunette, another a redhead, and also there is a blonde. They run into a store. The brunette hides in a dog cage. The redhead hides in a cat cage. Then the blonde hides in a sack of potatoes. The police come in the store and kicks the dog cage. The brunette goes “Bark! Bark!”. Then the police kick the cat cage. The redhead goes “Meow. Meow.” Finally the police kick the sack of potatoes. Then the blonde goes……….

A blonde walks into a restaurant. In a proud voice she shouts, “38 days!” Another blond walks in. They high-five and say, “38 days!” Three more blondes walk in, high-fiving and saying, “38 days!” A man is wondering why they all are so happy, so he asks, “What was 38 days?” A blonde answers…