Blonde Jokes

A redhead went up to a guy and said, “I want to go to Mars.”
The guy said, ” Ok here is your ticket, you’re going to Mars.”
A brunette went up to the guy and said, “I want to go to Mercury.” He gave a ticket to her.
A blonde went up to the guy and said, “I want to go to the sun.”
He said, “You can’t it’s too hot.”
She said, ” Yes you can.”
He said, “when?”

Why couldn’t the blonde dial 911?

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland and they saw a sign “Disneyland left”

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

If a blonde and a brunette were thrown off a building, which one would hit the ground first?