Blonde Jokes

The blonde wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were stupid, so she decided to paint the house. When the husband walked in, he saw her sweating. The husband asked her why.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They just robbed a bank and were running down an alley away from the cops. They hid in three bags; two bags were plain, and one said potatoes. The brunette and red head got in the plain bags, and the blonde got in the potato bag. When a cop got there, he kicked the first plain bag, and the brunette said “Woof woof!” The cop left it alone because he thought it was a dog. Then he kicked the second plain bag, and the red head said “Meow meow.” So he left it alone knowing it was a cat.

Once there was a blonde who walked into a store and said, “Can I buy that TV?”
The salesman said, “We don’t sell to blondes.”
Then the blonde put on a brown wig, came back and asked the same question, but she got the same answer. She tried more times with different wigs but always got the same answer. The last time she came in she asked, “How did you know I was a blonde?”

A man got off the train and asked a blonde, “Which station is this?”