Blonde Jokes

One bright sunny April day, two blondes were walking into Wal-mart. They knew it might rain later in the month so they bought an umbrella. They bought some other things too. Then they checked out the stuff they bought. On the way out one of the blondes noticed it was raining. She said, “Well, we didn’t bring our raincoats, so I guess we need to use the new umbrella.”

There was a blonde, brunette and a red-headed girl.They were stranded in a desert, and a genie appeared.He said I will give you one wish each. So the red-head wished she was home and so did the brunette. The genie granted their wishes, and they went home. Then the genie asked the blonde, “What is your wish?”

How do you drive a blonde crazy?

There was a blonde and a red head driving a car down the highway. The red head noticed she was speeding, so she asked the blonde if there was a cop following. The blonde looked behind and said “Yes, there is.” The red head asked if his lights were on. She said…

How to keep a blonde busy: (look below)

A blonde kept walking back and forth to her mail box, and her neighbor finally asked her why.