Blonde Jokes

One day while a blonde,brunette,and red-head were on a boat together, they got shipwrecked and found themselves on a magical island. There they found a magic lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out and granted them one wish each.The brunette asked to go to Italy and she vanished.The red-head asked to go to Germany and she vanished. Then the genie asked what the blonde wanted and she said,

Ok so there was this blonde who was sitting by a lawyer on an airplane. He was bugging her to play a game of knowledge with him. She said yes. So the lawyer said every time he asked a question that the blonde could not answer, she had to pay him 5 dollars. And then when the blonde asked him a question that the lawyer could not answer, then he would pay the blonde 50 dollars. The lawyer knew he would win. So the lawyer went first. He asked her what were the names of all the planets. She sat there looking puzzled and handed him five dollars. Then it was her turn. She asked what goes up a hill with 5 legs and comes back down with 6. The lawyer got out his laptop and searched for the answer, but could not find it. He thought and thought but still could not figure it out! So the lawyer handed her fifty dollars. The blonde put it in her purse and sat quietly. The lawyer asked her what the answer was.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

Once a blonde officer pulled a person over for speeding. She said, “Can I see your license, please?” So the person got out a mirror and gave it to her. “Here you go,” he said.

What do you get when you line up ten blondes?

There was a blonde on one side of the river and a brunette on the other side of the river. The brunette said, “How do I get to the other side of the river?”