The brunette and the redhead hear that there is a serial killer on the loose so they tell the blonde. The blonde goes into her kitchen and starts putting locks on her cabinets. The brunette and redhead ask the blonde what she’s doing. The blonde says…
Blonde Jokes
“Protecting my corn pops!”
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
I don’t know I’m a blonde!
What do you call a smart blonde?
A Labrador!
What do call a blond with two brain cells?
Pregnant!
There was a blonde on one side of the lake and a brunette on the other. The brunette yells over to the blonde “How do I get to the other side of the lake?” The blonde replies,
“Duh! You’re on the other side of the lake!”
What happens when a blonde asks you what ‘idk’ means and you say ‘I don’t know’?
She says “OMG, nobody knows!”
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