How can you tell a blonde has been using a computer?
There’s WHITE-OUT all over the monitor!
Blonde Jokes
A redhead, a blond, and a brunette are on an airplane. The redhead throws an apple out the plane. The brunette throws a banana out the plane. And the blond throws a grenade. When the get out the plane the see a little girl crying they ask why she says, ” An apple fell and killed my cat.” They keep walking and see another girl crying they ask why she says, ” A banana fell and killed my dog.” They keep walking and see a little boy laughing they ask why, and he says……
“I farted and the building behind me blew up!”
Why did the blonde put cheerios in the dirt?
Because she thought they were doughnut seeds!
Why couldn’t the blonde dial 911?
She couldn’t find the eleven!
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door!
How do you confuse a blonde?
You don’t. They’re born like that!
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