What’s black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn!
Black and White Jokes
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white and red all over?
A panda, zebra, penguin, and dalmatian in a fight!
What’s black and white and read all over?
A newspaper!
What is black and white and red all over?
A skunk with a scratched up knee!
What’s black and white and blue all over?
A penguin holding its breath!
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
A chalkboard!!
