Why did the bat get picked up by baseball player?
Because he thought he was a baseball BAT!
Bird Jokes
Daughter says to dad, “Dad, you are getting taller.”
Dad says, “What?”
Daughter replies, “You are getting taller.”
Dad says, “How is that possible?”
Daughter replies, “Well, your head is growing taller than your hair!”
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrr!
What do Mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedoes!
Can a turkey jump higher than the empire state building?
Yes because the Empire State building can’t jump!
What do birds wear to the beach?
Beakinis
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