What did one Bald Eagle say to another?
I’ts okay, You’re not bald.
Bird Jokes
Duck walks up to the store clerk and says: “Can I have some lip balm?” Store Clerk says: “How will you pay for that sir?”
Duck: “Oh, just put it on my bill!”
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bay-gulls (bagels).
You have 2 ducks behind 2 ducks, 2 ducks in front of 2 ducks and 2 ducks next to 2 ducks.
How many do you have?
Six.
Why can’t a turkey fly?
Because it’s too CHICKEN!
Why do humming birds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
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