Bird Jokes

From Sarah, age 11, Bloomington, MN

What did the bird say to the sugar cube?

Sweet sweet!

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From Bushka, age 9, Groveton, Texas

What bird is always sad?

A blue bird!

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From Zaghloul, a teacher, Mehalla, Cairo, Egypt

What will happen if a hen drinks hot water?

She will give cooked eggs!

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From Dree, 9 years old, California

How do birds talk?

They use twitter!

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From ZoZo, 11 years old, Iceland

What does Tweety Bird say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?

I love you tweet-heart!

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From Brylee Ferre, 11 years old, United States

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he had drum sticks!

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