What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A walkie – talkie!
Bird Jokes
How does a hawk feel when he is embarrassed?
HAWKWARD!
If there are five birds on wire and you shoot one how many are left?
None! The rest would fly away.
What do you get if you cross an owl and a skunk?
A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!!
Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?
To trip birds.
What did the duck say to the ballet dancer?
You quance like a duck!
