Why don’t crows ever get hit by cars?
Because another crow hollers, “Caw, Caw!” (Car Car)
Bird Jokes
What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?
A walkie – talkie!
How does a hawk feel when he is embarrassed?
HAWKWARD!
If there are five birds on wire and you shoot one how many are left?
None! The rest would fly away.
What do you get if you cross an owl and a skunk?
A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!!
What did the duck say to the ballet dancer?
You quance like a duck!
