What do you call a pie that can fly?
A magpie!
Bird Jokes
What kind of songs do bluebirds sing?
Sad songs.
When ducks fly in a “V” formation, why is one side usually longer than the other?
Because there are more ducks on that side!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
What’s a polygon?
A dead parrot!
Why don’t crows ever get hit by cars?
Because another crow hollers, “Caw, Caw!” (Car Car)
