What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face, the other, his face on a bill!
Bird Jokes
What do you call a parakeet that got run over by a lawn mower?
Shredded tweet!
What does a bird get at the doctor’s?
A tweetment!
A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between `unlawful and `illegal`?”
Only one hand shot up.
“OK, answer, Joan,” said the teacher.
“Unlawful is when you do something the council doesn’t allow and illegal is a sick eagle.”
Why do the birds fly south in winter?
Cause it’s too far to walk!
What type of bird do people eat at every meal?
Swallow!
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