Bird Jokes

From Ariana, age 13, NJ, United States

What is the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!

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From Breonna, age 10, Georgia

What’s a website for birds only?

Twitter.com

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From Tyler, age 10, USA Iowa

What did the bird say to the losing army?

Re-tweet!

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From Jalee, age 9, Hollywood

How do you repair a broken duck?

Duck-tape the quack.

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From Lily, age 10, Bangkok, Thailand

Why did the duck cross the road?

To beat up the idiot who joked about him!

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From Maddawg, age 9, California

What kind of bug does a bird keep in her nest to eat?

A stick bug!

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