Bird Jokes

From Kiara-Li, age 12, Grove City, Ohio

How do ducks count?

Ducks count QUACK-wards!!!

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From Richard, age 11, Coldspring, TX

A rooster is on top of a house; he lays an egg. Which side did the egg roll down?

roster don`t lay eggs

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From Jake, a teacher, Vermont

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don’t know the words!

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From Janu, age 10, United States

WHAT COLOR IS THE BURP?

BURPLE…

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From Riya., age 10, U.A.E.

Why did the smart turkey carry an umbrella to work?

She watched the evening feather report.

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From Jazmin B. , age 11, Preston , England

Why did the bird fly south ?

Because it was too far to walk!

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