Bird Jokes

From Mark, age 14, USA

What happens when a duck flies upside down?

He quacks up!

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From Little Dubs, age 8, Oregon

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he wanted to get away from the farm who had him!

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From Tassi, age 10, London

Why did the duck cross the road?

Because it wanted to get to the other pond!

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From Kiara-Li, age 12, Grove City, Ohio

How do ducks count?

Ducks count QUACK-wards!!!

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From Ella, age 10, Trinidad

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment!

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From Richard, age 11, Coldspring, TX

A rooster is on top of a house; he lays an egg. Which side did the egg roll down?

roster don`t lay eggs

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