Bird Jokes

From Erick, age 9, Whittier, California

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To hide before Thanksgiving!

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From CindyLuu, age 14, Bunkie, Louisiana

What do you give a bird when it has a cold?

a Flew-Shot!

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From Mark, age 14, USA

What happens when a duck flies upside down?

He quacks up!

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From Little Dubs, age 8, Oregon

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he wanted to get away from the farm who had him!

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From Tassi, age 10, London

Why did the duck cross the road?

Because it wanted to get to the other pond!

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From Kiara-Li, age 12, Grove City, Ohio

How do ducks count?

Ducks count QUACK-wards!!!

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