A duck went to the grocery store. The cashier said, “Do you want the change?” What did the duck say?
“Put it on my bill!”
Bird Jokes
What did the duck say when he’d finished shopping?
Put it on my bill please
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
BECAUSE IF THEY DID THEY WOULD BE BAGELS!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels (bay gulls!)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
That’s right. Owls hoo!
Why do birds fly south?
because it’s too far to walk!
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