Bird Jokes

From Zoe H, 10 years old, Trinity, Alabama

Who stole the soap?

The robber ducky!

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From Brendon and David L, 10 years old, New Jersey

Nick: I know someone who thinks they’re an owl.

Robby: Whooooo?
Nick: OK now I know 2 people who think they are owls.

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From Lola Gibson, 7 years old, Oldham UK

What did the bird say when he was hungry?

Can I have something tweet?

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From Bonnie ramirez, 11 years old, vallejo ca

A duck went to the grocery store. The cashier said, “Do you want the change?” What did the duck say?

“Put it on my bill!”

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From Kassidy, 8 years old, West Leisenring, PA

What did the duck say when he’d finished shopping?

Put it on my bill please

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From CAMERON E., 10 years old, USA

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

BECAUSE IF THEY DID THEY WOULD BE BAGELS!

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