Bird Jokes

From Amy, 14 years old, Paris, France

What do you call a Duck that commited theft?

A “robber” ducky!

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From Valentina, 8 years old, Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur

What do you get if you cross a caterpillar with a parrot?

A walkie-talkie! 😀

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From Moira D, 7 years old, Alabama

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger!

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From Hailey, 5 years old, Ohio, USA

What is a duck’s favorite snack?

Quackers!

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From Maggie, 10 years old, America

What do you call a hunting trip where you go to the lake to hunt birds, but you don’t find any?

A wild goose chase!

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From Finn & Jake, 10 years old

A dog walks up to a crow and asks, “Hey Crow, do you do any online stuff?” And you know what the crow says?

“I don’t tweet!”

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