Bird Jokes

From Jaden, 10 years old, Oldham, England

What do you call a rooster that wakes you up at the same time every single day?

an alarm cluck!

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From Ashlyn, a teacher, France

How do birds find out the weather?

by watching the feather channel!

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From Emelia, 8 years old, CA

What is a duck’s favorate food?

Quackers!

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From Niya, 11 years old, Virginia Beach, Virginia

Why do birds fly south in the winter?

It’s too far to walk!

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From Gaven S, 10 years old, Hudson North Carolina U.S

What kind of bird does not have to get a haircut?

Bald eagle!

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From Amy, 14 years old, Paris, France

What do you call a Duck that commited theft?

A “robber” ducky!

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