Bird Jokes

From Louis Christopher Yang the Third, 9 years old, Vancouver

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that talks your ear off!

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From Baylie, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

Why did the turkey join the band?

He had the drumsticks!

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From Hannah, 7 years old, Broken Arrow, Oklahoma

What kind of bird steals the most?

A rob-in!

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From Gloria, 10 years old, U.S.A

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because the chicken retired 🙂

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From Nathanial, 11 years old, United States

Why does a humming bird hum

because it doesn’t know the words!

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From Madeleine, 8 years old, California

What bird is made out of two cans ?

A toucan!

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