Bird Jokes

From Nitya, 12 years old, India

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?

Because if it lifted up the other one it would fall over!

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From E, 3 years old, Mopww Land

What do you call a duck in a box?

A quacker!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill!

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From Dave, 9 years old, IL, USA

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes, buildings don’t jump at all!

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From Alyssa, 15 years old, Ohio

What is a parrot’s favorite game?

Hide and speak!

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From Gavin, 8 years old, Ohio

What do mallards wear at weddings?

Duxedos!

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