Bird Jokes

From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill!

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From Dave, 9 years old, IL, USA

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes, buildings don’t jump at all!

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From Alyssa, 15 years old, Ohio

What is a parrot’s favorite game?

Hide and speak!

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From Gavin, 8 years old, Ohio

What do mallards wear at weddings?

Duxedos!

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From Louis Christopher Yang the Third, 9 years old, Vancouver

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that talks your ear off!

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From Baylie, 11 years old, Pennsylvania

Why did the turkey join the band?

He had the drumsticks!

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