Bird Jokes

From T, 3 years old, H land

What do you call a cold parrot?

A brr-d!

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From Jeff, 3 years old, Japan

What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?

Cheap, Cheap!

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From Levi Bulach, 11 years old, Waynesville, Ohio

What do ducks wear at a wedding?

Duxedos

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From Eric, 9 years old, Cleveland, OH

What did the bird say to the worm?

I’m just going to wing it!

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From Leena Cha-Cha Chang, 12 years old, Kenmore, WA

I had a winged friend who was not very smart. What do you call him?

A birdbrain!

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From Gynia, 7 years old, Georgia

When do ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

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