When do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
Bird Jokes
Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?
To trip birds.
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
Because he had a very big bill!
What kind of ocean bird can’t fly, can’t swim, and can’t catch fish?
A peli-can’t!
What is an owl’s favorite subject?
OWLGEBRA!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
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