Bird Jokes

From BRANDON, age 8, Canada

What kind of ocean bird can’t fly, can’t swim, and can’t catch fish?

A peli-can’t!

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From Nicole C. and Laurel R., age 12, Indianapolis, Indiana

What is an owl’s favorite subject?

OWLGEBRA!

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From Jade, age 7, Colorado

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?

I didn’t know you were an owl!

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From Briley, 10 years old, USA

When did the duck wake up?

The quack of dawn!

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From Neshama, 11 years old, Atlanta

What kind of cookies do birds eat?

Chocolate chirp!

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From Craig, age 8, Philippines

Why do birds fly south for winter?

Because they’re too tired to walk!

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