If you were stuck in a box and all you had was a baseball bat and a baseball, how do you get out?
Baseball Jokes
Take three swings; one strike, two strike, three strikes your out!
Why did the base runner pick up third and go to his house?
The coach told him to steal third and go home!
What can you count on when you are losing?
Your fingers!
Why did the baserunner go to jail?
Because he stole two bases!
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A baseball team!!