Alphabet Jokes

From Abdullah Shaikh, 14 years old, Madinah, Saudi Arabia

What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, but never in a thousand years?

The letter M!

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From Mckenzie Poindexter, 10 years old, Houston,Texas

How do you spell mouse trap with only three letters?

C-A-T!

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From Alex L, 12 years old

Why is the letter B the coldest letter of the alphabet?

Because it has the AC on both sides of it!

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From Mahmoud , 3 years old

How do you make a witch itch ?

Take away its “w”!

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From Autobot, 11 years old, United States of America

What letter is always wet?

C! (Sea!)

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From MacKenna, 8 years old, Illinois

What is the most hurtful letter in the alphabet?

Bee! It really stings!

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