Alphabet Jokes

Once three people were talking. One person said, “My wife read The Tale of Two Cities and got twins. Then the second person said that his wife read The Three Little Pigs and got triplets. Then the third person said “Oh my gosh! I have to go home quickly!
“Why?” The others asked.

What letters did the boy say when he saw the empty table?

Joey: What ends everything?
James: I don’t know. What?

What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?

What do you call a fly with no wings, arms, or legs?

Can you spell BRANDY in just 3 letters?