Little Sara was doing the dishes one night with her mother as a punishment for her low grades on her report card. Sara’s mother said “Sara do you have any thing you would like to say about this?”
“At least you know I am not cheating!”Replied Sara!
Alphabet Jokes
What did A and B get in the music store?
A CD!
Which 3 letters of the alphabet make everything in the world move?
NRG (Get it, Energy)!
Hydrogen and oxygen are getting a drink and gold walks in. They shout:
“A U, get outta this bar!”
What has letters and teeth?
The Mouthabet!
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish!
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