Alphabet Jokes

From unknown, age 10, London, England

What ten-letter word starts with gas?

Automobile, the engine starts with gas!!

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From Jokemasteretsamekoj,11 years old

What are the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

T-H-E-A-L!

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From Lauryn and Jack, age 8, Ireland

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Wheres popcorn?

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From Lolo, 9 years old, Manhattan , New York

How many letters are in the alphabet?

11! “T-h-e a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t!”

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From Maddi, age 9, U.S.A

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

16 because E.T went home on a U.F.O and the F.B.I went after him.

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From Sarah, 14 years old, Florida, USA

What letter of the alphabet can help you duplicate yourself?

The W!

(Double You!)

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