Alphabet Jokes

From Sid, 10 years old, none ya!

What do elves learn at school?

The elf-abet!

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From Emrald Optimis, 10 years old, Pennsylvania

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

‘Smiles’, because there’s a mile between each ‘s’.

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From Madalia, age 12, Australia

What does Harry Potter do when he can’t open the door?

He has to Slyther-in!

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From Sydney, A., age 8, Sunbury on Thames, England

I am in a church, but not in the people.
I am in the minister, but not in the steeple.
Who am I?

The letter R!!

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From Microchip, age 8, Pune, India

Why did Mr. Webster make the first dictionary?

Because whenever he said something, his wife would say,”What’s that supposed to mean?”!

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From Jim, 9 years old, USA

What’s the longest English word?

Smiles: it has a mile between the s’s.

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