Alphabet Jokes

There once was a kid who was in school and needed to use the restroom so he asked his teacher. and she said yes but first you need to say the alphabet. so he said “A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z.” Then the teacher said “Well, where’s the P?”

Why is letter Z last in the alphabet?

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

What’s in the middle of nowhere?

How do you take varnish off?

What is it that starts with “t”, ends with “t” and is full of “t”?