What’s the little witch’s favorite subject?
Spelling!
Alphabet Jokes
Kid: “Hey, Teacher! Can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: “Yes, but first sing the alphabet.”
Kid: ♬ ♩ “A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O,..,Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z!” ♫ ♪
Teacher: “I think you forgot the ‘P’?”
Kid: “No. Actually, I think, it’s running down my leg!”
A teacher is explaining the formula for circumference. “Pi R Squared.”
A student replies…
“No they’re not! They are round!”
“No they’re not! They are round!”
What word is always spelled incorrect in the dictionary ?
Incorrect!
If two is a couple and three is a crowd what is four and five?
Nine!
What starts with an ‘e’ ends with an ‘e’ and contains one letter?
An envelope!
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