What does the letter ‘A’ have in common with a flower?
They both have bees after them!
Alphabet Jokes
Which two letters are always jealous?
N.V.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?
Capital letters!
What’s the little witch’s favorite subject?
Spelling!
Kid: “Hey, Teacher! Can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: “Yes, but first sing the alphabet.”
Kid: ♬ ♩ “A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O,..,Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z!” ♫ ♪
Teacher: “I think you forgot the ‘P’?”
Kid: “No. Actually, I think, it’s running down my leg!”
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