A blonde walks into a shop one day and asks, “Can I buy that stool please?”
The guy replies, “No, because you are a blonde.”
She walks away and dyes her hair purple. She goes back and asks, “Can I buy that stool please?”
The guy replies, “No because you are a blonde.”
She walks away and dyes her hair brown. She goes back again and says, “Can I buy that stool please?”
The guy replies, “No because you are a blonde.”
She says, “I have dyed my hair purple and brown, how do you know I am a blonde?”
He replies, “Because that is a microwave not a stool.”
